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		<title>While on the topic of brilliant quotes</title>
		<link>http://www.morghus.com/2008/09/28/while-on-the-topic-of-brilliant-quotes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 20:31:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I stumbled over this site when I was idly surfing around for hints about upcoming Terry Pratchett books. A collection of brilliant quotes from his books that contain more wisdom than most of the idiotic quotes people throw around like a flowered battering ram to beat down stuff.
Revolutions always come around again. That&#8217;s why they&#8217;re [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I stumbled over <a href="http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Terry_Pratchett/">this site</a> when I was idly surfing around for hints about upcoming Terry Pratchett books. A collection of brilliant quotes from his books that contain more wisdom than most of the idiotic quotes people throw around like a flowered battering ram to beat down stuff.</p>
<p><em>Revolutions always come around again. That&#8217;s why they&#8217;re called revolutions</em>. - Terry Pratchett</p>
<p><em>Bishops move diagonally. That&#8217;s why they often turn up where the kings don&#8217;t expect them to be.</em> - Terry Pratchett</p>
<p><em>It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone&#8217;s fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I&#8217;m one of Us. I must be. I&#8217;ve certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We&#8217;re always one of Us. It&#8217;s Them that do the bad things.</em> - Terry Pratchett</p>
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		<title>And I&#8217;m still reading manga! (Omamori Himari)</title>
		<link>http://www.morghus.com/2008/03/30/and-im-still-reading-manga-omamori-himari/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 18:13:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I thought I was done for this time, so close, so close. I finished up a manga, which one of them I am not sure of now, it is lost in the mists of time, hidden behind a veil, obscured by clouds, I could go on. What I was close to this time was not [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I thought I was done for this time, so close, so close. I finished up a manga, which one of them I am not sure of now, it is lost in the mists of time, hidden behind a veil, obscured by clouds, I could go on. What I was close to this time was not finding a new manga, and I was so close to stopping the manga-train that&#8217;d been speeding along at such a glorious pace fear caught my heart in an ice cold grip! The drama! I had so much steam, I had no path, where would I go? Was my manga-reading-streak about to grind to a halt just because I couldn&#8217;t find more tracks? The desperation knew no end! I was willing to pick up almost anything!</p>
<p>LO! AND BEHOLD! FOR I FOUND IT! That which would bring me back on track!<a id="more-279"></a></p>
<p>I&#8217;ll talk about the manga I found later, for now I want to mention a manga I really enjoyed despite it&#8217;s incredibly lame-seeming potential. </p>
<p><a href="http://www.mangatraders.com/manga/series/998"><strong>Omamori Himari</strong></a></p>
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<p>This manga could be your average manga with all the average jokes and all the average averages. Potentially so boring and cliché that it&#8217;s amazing the author even bothered getting around to pick up a pencil. You know, I&#8217;m glad he did, because despite looking poor on the outside, it&#8217;s a very enjoyable manga. I mean, for gods sake, the author&#8217;s mostly known for hentai! Some might find that a promising premise, but me, I was hesitant. </p>
<p>It&#8217;s about a cat, a swordsmaster, a girl, a demon, alot of ecchi. That&#8217;s all in one by the way. A demon cat-girl that&#8217;s supposed to guard a young man from demons until he comes of age and his power awakens inside him. It&#8217;s basically an echhi harem manga with fighting and magics and demons. The guy&#8217;s supposed to be a demon-slayer, but he&#8217;s a nice kid that doesn&#8217;t want unnecessary killing, the result being that he gathers alot of demons around him. Demonesses rather. </p>
<p>Inevitably I&#8217;ll end up mentioning the ecchi quite alot, because that&#8217;s what is supposed to be one of the major complaints, bonuses and debated points of content in this manga. You know, I don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;m extremely hard to faze or something, but I just couldn&#8217;t see how this content is supposed to be anything special. Sure, it&#8217;s funny how the author adds up a bunch of scenes and pages where there&#8217;s suggestive content (sorry for the stupid lingo, but I&#8217;m trying to be seriously funny), but I don&#8217;t see how this is supposed to spark any outrage unless you&#8217;re either fanatic <insert something>, 9 years old, or dumb. There&#8217;s just too much half-nudity, or outright nudity, and highly suggestive pictures and text, I forgot videos, out there in this world that this merely ends up being funny. </p>
<p>I&#8217;m not from Japan so I can&#8217;t comment on how they look at things, I&#8217;ll cross my fingers that Ingar&#8217;ll throw in an enlightening comment here about it, but nose-bleeds and/or anything remotely close to red, be it from a blush or blood seems far-fetched. That&#8217;s of course my point of view, I&#8217;m perfectly aware there are people in this world that things a woman in lingerie is sickening, I just can&#8217;t connect to that point of view. </p>
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<p>I love the harem-jokes, the ecchi-jokes, and so on, it&#8217;s strangely enjoyable. I might be biased because I haven&#8217;t read a whole lot of ecchi-manga, but even so it&#8217;s strangely refreshing, and it definitely works for me. Strangely alot of things, but boiled down to as simple an evaluation as possible I would say that I found it fun, a lot of fun. No over the top ecchi, no over the top retardo humour, no over the top anything, except for fun. </p>
<p>I should probably mention the art too, because it&#8217;s one of the things that really struck me. It&#8217;s quality, solid quality that looks like it has a mangaka that likes what he&#8217;s doing, and he intends to do it well. I would hazard to say that it&#8217;s one of those mangas worth checking out because it&#8217;s got great and clean drawings, you know, as an example for alot of others to follow.</p>
<p>Actually, writing about Omamori Himari is really hard. It&#8217;s one of those mangas that didn&#8217;t dazzle me with boob-shots, it hasn&#8217;t made me go &#8216;oooooh&#8217; and &#8216;aaaaah&#8217; with preposterous and powerful showdowns yet either, and it&#8217;s certainly not given me one of those over the top laughter moments at all. What I found when I had read it was that I really enjoyed it for the above reasons. Easy to read, enjoyable, fun, and entertaining - it doesn&#8217;t have to do more than that for me to like it.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll comment on the story when it&#8217;s managed to develop a little, for now it&#8217;s entirely unremarkable, but the characters in are fabulous. Of course, I&#8217;m biased since I&#8217;m a guy, and I really like harem-mangas.<br />
<strong>/Omamori Himari</strong></p>
<p>Really, what&#8217;s so special about &#8220;suggestive&#8221; drawings of the kind you find in Omamori Himari? It&#8217;s not like it&#8217;s hardcore &#8220;Debbie Does Dallas&#8221; or &#8220;La Blue Girl&#8221;. It&#8217;s funny, atleast in the beginning when it&#8217;s not all that usual. I saw several comments on this manga, that it was &#8220;a bit close to being over the top&#8221;, things like that. I mean, I see worse when I pass the TV and I see a commercial cross the screen, noone starts going &#8220;OMG&#8221; about that.</p>
<p>On the other hand my manga-reading has slowed down considerably. Less time, less mangas to dive into, and far harder to find the shifty buggers. I&#8217;ll be really happy when I can read updated manga atleast 5 times a day, maybe. We&#8217;ll see, I don&#8217;t know what that point really is, but I welcome it. For now it&#8217;s about 1 times a day, if even that. More like 0.5 to be more exact. Manga-dudes and dudettes are slow!</p>
<p>At some point I&#8217;ll have to write about Naruto by the way, and compare it to One Piece. There&#8217;s so much to say about it! &#8230; but I&#8217;ll refrain from starting here. I want to keep <em>something</em> for the next post.</p>
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		<title>Zero Punctuation</title>
		<link>http://www.morghus.com/2008/03/26/zero-punctuation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:55:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For you poor bastards that&#8217;re missing out on the fun that is Zero Punctuation by Ben &#8216;Yahtzee&#8217; Croshaw, here&#8217;s a prod in the right direction. 
That is all.
It really is.
Now sod off and watch it.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For you poor bastards that&#8217;re missing out on the fun that is Zero Punctuation by Ben &#8216;Yahtzee&#8217; Croshaw, here&#8217;s a prod in <a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/3059-Zero-Punctuation-Zack-Wiki">the right direction</a>. </p>
<p>That is all.</p>
<p>It really is.</p>
<p>Now sod off and watch it.</p>
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		<title>I almost tipped my chair laughing</title>
		<link>http://www.morghus.com/2008/03/23/i-almost-tipped-my-chair-laughing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 23:55:42 +0000</pubDate>
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&#8230; lolcats are so win &#8230; *breathes and wipes a tear*
&#8230; and this one &#8230;!
see more crazy cat pics
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/22/funny-pictures-i-care-about-ur-problemz/"><img src="http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/03/funny-pictures-cat-cares-about-problems.jpg" style="word-spacing:737329px;font-size:737329px;" alt="Humorous Pictures" /></a></p>
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<p>&#8230; lolcats are so win &#8230; *breathes and wipes a tear*</p>
<p>&#8230; and this one &#8230;!<a id="more-267"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/06/no-please-go-on-i-find-your-tale-absolutely-enthralling/"><img src="http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/12/funny-pictures-bored-cat.jpg" alt="funny pictures" /></a><br />see more <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com">crazy cat pics</a></p>
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		<title>The Bucket Story</title>
		<link>http://www.morghus.com/2008/03/20/the-bucket-story/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:28:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anyone that&#8217;s been paying even the most remote attention to icanhascheezburger.com knows that there&#8217;s a fish-bucket missing, and there&#8217;s something fishy in lolville about it. The lolrus wants it back, and he&#8217;s pretty stubborn about it. If you can&#8217;t be arsed to go through the entire catalogue on the .com, you can go here for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anyone that&#8217;s been paying even the most remote attention to <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/">icanhascheezburger.com</a> knows that there&#8217;s a fish-bucket missing, and there&#8217;s something fishy in lolville about it. The lolrus wants it back, and he&#8217;s pretty stubborn about it. If you can&#8217;t be arsed to go through the entire catalogue on the .com, you can go <a href="http://speaklolspeak.com/page/Teh+story+of+teh+lolrus+who+haz+lost+his+Bukkit">here</a> for the short version of it to get up to date. </p>
<p>Unless you&#8217;re one of these losers with absolutely no sense of humour you should go check it out. Here&#8217;s the latest one that made me almost spill my coffee, which they frequently do&#8230;<br />
<br /><a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/19/funny-pictures-during-parents-special-time/"><img src="http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/03/funny-pictures-shocked-breakfast-cat.jpg" style="word-spacing:717723px;font-size:717723px;" alt="Humorous Pictures" /></a></p>
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