We have feared this moment since the beginning of our idealistic society where we began creating cocoons around our children at all times so that they might stay safe from the perils of the adult world, be it porn, porn or porn. Yet strange as it may sound it’s not the porn that is placing our children in a dangerous spot, nay, ’tis malnourishing packets of cheap noodles distributed by evil and scheming Mafia hellbent on corrupting the younger generation forever to the viles of the elder generations.
Even as we speak this disgusting enterprise that preys on the weaker elements in the schools continues despite the intervention of the Well-Meaning-Adult-Supervision to curtail and curb this most heinous variation of a twisted capitalism.
Starting their days by packing their suitcases at home, stuffing it with their filthy products and mentally going over their daily profits like any white-collar worker trying to make a healthy profit, they bid farewell to their parentage and head out for a day of further income.
’tis not even limited to the sales of these filthy products, nay! These vile creatures are even blocking the innocent from entering into their folds if they do not bring them monetary items, thus buying their way into the possibility of purchasing aforementioned disgusting product.
Here the world, the news outlets, charming fellows like Disney, and many others have tried to teach the younger generations how to properly treat your fellow man in an upstanding manner. And then they dare to follow in their footsteps of how to create and conduct a business without any regard for the health and wellbeing of those around to make a profit. Disgusting young people indeed.
Crack down on these filthy buggers I say! Give them the whip, hang them, force them not to try to act like their betters in the most efficient manners possible. Give these ingrates a lesson they will never forget, lest they try to continue their malpractices because we haven’t made them fear our whips and will enough.
Oh, and if you don’t believe me, check this out.
Kids are selling noodles to other children in the schools for profits. Even barring some of them out if they don’t pay to enter into the fold. At first the teachers thought it was a bit funny, but then they saw the dark reality of them aping their parents and other enterprising people in trying to make some money on the misery of other people and is now trying to put an end to it.
“There is no doubt that Drammen will have many skilled entrepreneurs and businesspeople in the future. But they will have to learn how to read and write first” is the what the principal of Bragernes says. Of course she completely ignores the fact that these kids are merely dipping into a demand in schools, which in this case if a FUCKING DEMAND FOR FOOD!
Jesus christ, when kids in schools are eating raw noodles, the dry shit that’s not been boiled because that’s what they can get their hands on, it should be pretty goddamned apparent that there’s a void. In the kids bellies. That can’t be filled by removing the fucking noodle-pushers (however ultra-retarded that may sound). Way to go, other kids can tell more than the damned teachers.
On the other hand it could be that this is merely a luxury good on the level of chips and fries and should be completely removed from the school. Maybe even just a momentary cool fad because the others are doing it. In either of those cases I can totally understand that it should be removed. I just hope the teachers and the schools are smart enough to see the difference and do something about it.
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Author: Morghus
